Thanks For Nothing

It's been a week or so

I thought survival was impossible

You changed the locks and kicked me out the door

I traded our bed for my friend's basement floor

Oh, yeah, yeah

I saw what you took from me wakin' up today

And I know your number's changed

But I'll say it anyway

I have nothing

Nothing without you

But a lot of sex, a little more money

No more stress and a whole lot of fun

Nothing

Nothing without you

But somebody else who'll love me for myself

Feelin' like new and I owe it to you

Thanks for nothing

Life is strange

Stranger than fiction written on the page

My own addiction wouldn't quit on me

Left me for dead, but I'm alive again

Oh, oh, oh-oh, yeah

I don't need yesterday, all your bills to pay

Too bad your number's changed

I would say it to your face

I have nothing

Nothing without you

But a lot of sex, a little more money

No more stress and a whole lot of fun

Nothing

Nothing without you

But somebody else who'll love me for myself

Feelin' like new and I owe it to you

Thanks for nothing

Oh, oh, yeah

Thanks for nothing

Whoa, oh

'Cause my mama taught me to say, "Thank you"

When you're left with nothing, say, "Thank you"

It's a brand new way to say, "Fuck you"

After all I've been through, I gotta thank you for nothing

I have nothing

Nothing without you

But a lot of sex, a little more money

Feeling like Hef, and I'm interviewing bunnies

Nothing

Nothing without you

But somebody else who'll love me for myself

Feelin' like new and I owe it to you

Thanks for the freedom, thank you for last night

Couldn't be there, probably was a good time

Thanks for the girls who never would've met me

Beggin' me to do what you never would've let me

Thanks for nothing