Champagne

I'm never gonna drink again

At least not with the finer men

At a celebration

Offering libations

From the appellation

I couldn't resist

One little kiss

But now the Bacchic thrill is gone

I didn't mean to lead you on

My heart was not the one behind

This amatory crime

No champagne does it every time

I'm singular and most off key

When bubbles get ahold of me

Taking the equation

Of the fermentation

And the cool persuasion

I've got no hope

I'm such a dope

In wine historiography

You'll find me under fancy-free

I can't be held accountable

My word's not worth a dime

When champagne does it everytime

Oh yeah, well when champagne does it

Woo, bubbles do it

When champagne does it every time