Hollywood In Kentucky

A little bit of rain wouldn't make the news

You'd mix champagne with Mountain Dew

You'd keep the name that was given to you

And if we played a game somebody's gonna lose

Indian food would be cornbread and butter

You'd get your ass kicked if you talked about my mother

You'd open up the trunk door takin' out your lover

She might be your cousin but she wouldn't be your brother, come on, y'all

We all have to lighten up

Every pair of boots would  be a little muddy

Your ass would get a job if you ran out of money

The only stars you'd wanna see

Would be somewhere over Tennessee

Everybody's hands would get a little dirty

To be a movie star you'd have to serve in the Army

The good old boys would be the only ones gettin' lucky

If Hollywood was in Kentucky

A Malibu would just be a car

The real barbed wire wouldn't be on your arm

They'd serve sweet tea in mason jars

Down on Santa Monica Boulevard

Every front porch would have moonshine and pickin'

KFC would still be Kentucky Fried Chicken

A trailer on the lake would be waterfront livin'

The Kardashians wouldn't be allowed in and, come on, y'all

We've all gotta lighten up

Every pair of boots would be a little muddy

Your ass would get a job if you ran out of money

The only stars you'd wanna see

Would be somewhere over Tennessee

Everybody's hands would get a little dirty

To be a movie star you'd have to serve in the Army

The good old boys would be the only ones getting lucky

If Hollywood was in Kentucky

Well, come on y'all

We all have to lighten up

Well, come on y'all

We all have to light one up

Every pair of boots would be a little muddy

Your ass would get a job if you ran out of money

The only stars you'd wanna see

Would be somewhere over Tennessee

Everybody's hands would get a little dirty

To be a movie star you'd have to serve in the Army

The good old boys would be the only ones getting lucky

If Hollywood was in Kentucky

In Kentucky

In Kentucky

In Kentucky