Unhappy Birthday

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

'Cause you're evil and you lie

And if you should die, I may feel slightly sad

But I won't cry

Loved and lost and some may say

When usually it's nothing, surely you're happy it should be this way

I say no, I'm gonna kill my dog

May the lines sag, the lines sag heavy and deep tonight

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

'Cause you're evil and you lie

And if you should die, I may feel slightly sad

But I won't cry

Loved and lost and some may say

When usually it's nothing, surely you're happy it should be this way

I said no and then I shot myself

So drink, drink, drink and be ill tonight

From the one you left behind

From the one you left behind

From the one you left behind

From the one you left behind

Behind, behind, behind, behind

Behind, behind, oh

Unhappy birthday

Behind, behind, behind