Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before

Stop me, oh-oh-oh, stop me

Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Stop me, oh-oh-oh, stop me

Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed

I still love you, oh, I still love you

Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love

I was delayed, I was way-laid

An emergency stop

I smelt the last ten seconds of life

I crashed down on the crossbar

And the pain was enough to make a shy,  bald, Buddhist reflect

And plan a mass murder

Who said I'd lied to her?

Oh, who said I'd lied? Because I never, I never

Who said I'd lied to her? Because I never

I was detained, I was restrained

And broke my spleen and broke my knee

And then her really laced into me

Friday night in-out patients

Who said I'd lied to her?

Oh, who said I'd lied? Because I never, I never

Who said I'd lied? Because I never

And so I drank one

It became four

And when I fell on the floor

I drank more

Stop me, oh-oh-oh, stop me

Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Stop me, oh-oh-oh, stop me

Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed

I still love you, oh, I still love you

Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love