Beers, Steers & Queers

Minds are empty, heads are hollow

You might find out the truth is hard to swallow

There's a place down there where heads are square

Laws are tough, you are bare

There is a law and there is a lawman

Who is the right and who is the wrong man?

And it doesn't take much to kill that guy

Don't get in my face and ask me why

Texas is the place (Hang 'em high)

Beers, steers, and queers

Beers, steers, and queers

Texas is full of women and willies

Eyes too close, filthy hillbillies

Who are these people? Raise in barns

Ghouls and fools, sex on farms

Texas hoedown, this is the lowdown

You're full of shit, destined to go down

Let's go down, herd 'em up

If you agree, then let's word 'em up

And if you don't (Then shut the fuck up)

Beers, steers, and queers

Beers, steers, and queers

I've spent my life, go kicking shit

Not gonna give up, ain't about to quit

Life is a bucket list, getting rough, feeding stock

Get in my way (I'll knock you off)

Beers, steers, and queers

Beers, steers, and queers

Beers, steers, and queers

Beers, steers, and queers

I'm a crazy mother in a drunken state

A redneck ass-wipe who thinks he's great

So full of shit, diarrhea for fingers

Everywhere I go, personality lingers

Say you don't like my dialect

I don't give a damn, so fuck your respect

If you're looking for a reason, don't look any further

'Cause I'll give it to you, baby, just like your father

Take what you get if it does the job

Texas has religion

The world owes God

Beers, steers, and queers

Beers, steers, and queers