(Do It On My) Twin Bed [feat. Jimmy Fallon]

Kate

Cecily

Noël

Vanessa

Nasim

And your lil' Baby Aidy

Kate: We're home for the holidays

Noël: And this year, we brought our boyfriends home with us

Vanessa: But just because we're back in our mom and dad's house

Nasim: Doesn't mean we can't still get a little nasty

Kate: Back in town visiting my mom and dad

But that don't mean I don't wanna be bad

Say what's up to my cousins (hi)

Say what's up to my neighbors (hey)

Then take my man to my childhood bedroom

Nasim: This is my old christening dress

And here's my stack of X-Files on VHS

Venessa: Now we're gonna freak (freak)

In my monkey sheets (sheets)

That I've had since I was a kid

All: Let's do it on my twin bed (twin bed)

You're not gonna like it (like it)

But it's the only option (option)

Where we can get it poppin' (poppin')

Let's do it on my twin bed (twin bed)

Probably fall off it (off it)

But let's get wild (wild)

In a bed for a child (child)

Cecily: If you want an old cat to watch you bone

Then you're gonna want to get down in my parents' home

It'll lick its body (body)

While you lick my body (body)

Then it'll throw up on your bags

Aidy: Come on, sexy boy, gotta do this quick

While my folks are at the pharmacy

My mom is sick

She's had a cough (cough)

She got it from Jean (Jean)

And now it's a whole thing with Jean

Noël: I'm glad you got to meet my Uncle Ted

Now keep it down 'cuz he's asleep on my trundle bed

Uncle Ted: Hey, don't mind me (me)

We're family (leeee)

Did ya hear Aunt Ruth is dead? (Sad!)

All: Let's do it on my twin bed (twin bed)

Even though Aunt Ruth's dead (Ruth's dead)

Wish we had more room (more room)

But grandma got the guest room (guest room)

But we'll still get nasty (nasty)

Wipe against my trophies (trophies)

You're a certified hottie (hottie)

Like JTT

Aww, thanks!

Jimmy Fallon: Girl, you know I love you, but let's be clear

I'm having lots of trouble gettin' horny here

I wanna get down and do my thing

But your childhood bed has antique springs

And I guess your mom don't know how to knock

Keep my foot on the door 'cuz it doesn't lock

I can't fully undress in case your parents come through

Just shirt, no pants, like Winnie the Pooh

And why am I even tryna get laid under a photo of you from seventh grade?!

Aidy: Let's take it back now, y'all!

All: So let's do it on my twin bed (twin bed)

You're not gonna like it (like it)

But you can't be picky (picky)

When you're staying with your family (family)

Jimmy: Having sex in a tiny twin bed, y'all

Kate: Happy holidays

Aidy: We out