The Horniest Single In the World

Whoa, whoa, Fred, come to bed

Oh, baby, sex is joy but use a billy boy

Oh, Willy, use a billy, scilly Willy

A billy for your thrilling joy, I want a billy boy

So you want sex, sex, sex with your ex

And it won't cost you any tax

But Willy, you better care for sure

And use a billy with your long ding dong, ding-dong

She'll find out you're the number one

So go, man, go and use your toy

But not without a billy boy

Oh, Willy, Willy, use a billy, don't be silly

Oh, baby, sex is joy but use a billy boy

Oh, Willy, use a billy, scilly Willy

A billy for your pretty joy

Whoa, whoa, Fred, come to bed

'Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex

Oh, Fred, come to bed

Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet

Whoa, whoa

Hey, hey, Fritz

Hey, hey, Fritz

Hey, hey, Fritz

Hey, hey, Fritz

Hey, hey, Fritz

Your key fits nicely

My body opens to your touch

So ring my bell and just entice me

I need your loving, oh, so much

Hey, hey, hey, Fritz

I know I thrill you

But if you love me, please take care

'Cause if Max gets you he will kill you

You better watch out for him, Fritz

'Cause he's wild and baby, when he aims he hits

Oh, Fritz, I know you love my

Sex on the phone, I'm so alone

Some sex on the phone, I need it so

Okay, okay, I'll do what you say, come on

And give me sex on the phone so I can feel

Your sex on the phone is really real

Your touch, I want it so much, I want

Max, don't have sex with your ex

It will make your life complex, my Max, baby, take it easy

Max, don't have sex with your ex

It will knock  you off your legs, oh, Max, stay cool and just relax

I gotta warn you

Don't have sex with your ex, Max

Oh, Max