Monster (Album Version)

There's a monster in my pants

And it does a nasty dance

When it moves in and out

Everybody starts to shout

Monster, ah!

Monster, ah!

Get outta here monster!

Monster!

Monster!

Get outta here monster!

There's a monster in my pants

And it does a naughty dance

When it sees the light of day

You can hear the people say

Oh no, a monster!

Oh no, a monster!

Oh no, oh oh!

Oh no, a giant monster

Monster!

Monster!

Oh no, a giant monster!

Shut the window, bolt the door

Don't wanna see that monster no more

Shut the window, bolt the door

Don't wanna see that monster no more

There's a monster in my pants

And it does a modern dance

When it comes into a room

People hit it with a broom

Take that monster!

Take that monster!

Take it!

Take it!

Take that you awful thing!

Take that ah!

Take that ah!

Take it!

Take it!

Take that you naughty thing!

And they don't wear pants

On the other side of France

But they do wear fleece

To protect them from the beasts

Monster!

Monster!

Oh gee, a great big monster!

There's a monster on the run

And it wants to have have some fun

When it flies up in the air

All the people stop and stare

The guys give a yell

And the girls start to shriek

When they see its giant claws

And it's razor sharp beak

Gosh would you look at that thing

And I thought dinosaurs were extinct