I'd Love to Knock the Hell Out of You

Oh i'd love to knock the hell out of you

And if you keep messing around i'm going to

So if you're looking for trouble

Tell you what you do

Come over and get the shit knocked out of you

Now i have always been a peaceful man

But i get hostile if you screw up my plans

Do unto others as you like done to you

Believe me brother that is the golden rule

I've been through windows, doors, tv's, and chairs

But i never let go

And i pulled out most of their hair

Now i've mellowed a lot since then

So it takes two seconds

For me to knock the hell right out of you

Oh i'd love to knock the hell out of you

And if you keep pushing my button i'm going to

So if you're looking for trouble

Tell you what you do

Come over and get some shit knocked out of you

Now ladies and gentelmen

I know that david allen coe thought he had the perfect country and western song

But you don't have to talk about

Drinking, or prison, or dying, or divorce

All you have to talk about is

The basic deep down human emotion

We all feel inside

That's why this is the

Perfect country and western song

Cause i'd love to knock the hell right out of you

Yes sir right away!