Banana Split for My Baby

Banana split for my baby

A glass of plain water for me

Banana split for my baby

A glass of plain water for me

Dispenser man, if you please

Serve my chick a mess of calories

Banana split for my baby

A glass of plain water for me

Flip back the lid, scoop anything in sight

Make it a rainbow of red, brown and white

Chocolate chip and everything that's nice

Tutti-frutti once and spumoni twice

Banana split for my baby

And a glass of plain water for me

Spread the whipped cream for at least an hour

Pile it as high as the Eiffel tower

Load it with nuts, about sixteen tons

Top it with a pizza just for fun

Banana split for my baby

And a glass of plain water for me

Banana split for my baby

A glass of plain water for me

Banana split for my baby

A glass of plain water for me

Stack her up with crazy goo

'Cause that's the stuff she likes to wade right through

Banana split for my baby

A glass of plain water for me

Now add the cherries, the kind she loves to munch

Skip one banana, use the whole darn bunch

Drown it in fudge, six or seven cans

Give her two spoons, she'll eat it with both hands

Banana split for my baby

And a glass of plain water for me

Separate checks it must be

Charge the split to her, the water to me

Oh, the banana split's for my baby

And the glass of plain water's for me

Ain't got no money

The glass of plain water's for me