Spy In the House of Love

The air was filled with suspicion

she poured us two martinis

and tried to guess my mission

i pretended to know nothing

it's best to use discretion

but she turned her floodlight eyes on me

and demanded a confession

I told her I am a spy in the house of love

gathering clues to be used in the war of the affections

I am a spy in the house of love

I won't be refused I'm waiting for your heart's defection

I saw, yes i did, everything that pleased her

I recorded every movement

and plotted how to seize her

I used a tiny camera

I thought I'd japanese her

I made a voodoo doll of her

and sat around and squeezed her

I told her i am a spy in the house of love

gathering clues to be used in the war of the affections

Iam a spy in the house of love

I won't be refused I'm waiting for your heart's defection

I'll read your mail

I'll tap your phone

I'm on your trail

you're never alone

one day you'll slip up

and leave a lip print on a coffee cup

I'm a spy and I just can't help myself