My Funny Valentine

My funny Valentine

Sweet, comic Valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable

Unphotographable baby

Yet you're my favorite, you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek

Is your mouth just a tiny bit weak?

When you open it, when you open it, when you open it to speak, baby

Are you smart?

So don't change your hair for me

Not if you really, really, really care for me

Stay little Valentine, please stay, baby

'Cause each day is Valentine's Day

Is your figure less than Greek

Is your mouth just a tiny bit weak baby

When you open it, when you open it, when you open it to speak, baby

Are you smart?

So don't change your hair for me

Not if you really care for me, baby, baby, baby, baby

Stay little Valentine, please stay

'Cause each day is Valentine's Day