Rubber Hunger

Is it any wonder she has - Rubber Hunger

That she braves the rubber number at

"The Hardware Store"

Her life has gone asunder

She's a slave to Rubber Hunger

And she craves the rubber numbers, that

Are ther galore

She's in love with Plasticfantastic

It can vibe her till she goes - spastic!

You might think this seems - somewhat drastic

But it's easy, and

So sure

Her lover's (all romantic)

Told her she was too - semantic

Now the sometimes gets pedantic

At "The Hardware Store"

Though "things" are not possessive

In their scope, they're retrigressive

Still, the slopes - to be receptive

And to take in more

She's in love with Plasticfantastic

It can vibe her till she goes - spastic!

You might think this seems - somewhat drastic

But it's easy, and

It's so sure!

She says

"I'm goin' down to "The Hardware Store"

I'm gonna get me some tools!

I'm gonna bop-on-down to - "The Hardware Store"

I'm gonna make my own rules!"

"Oooh!"