Cool Yule

From Coney Island to The Sunset Strip

Somebody's gonna make a happy trip

Tonight, while the moon is bright

He's gonna have a bag of crazy toys

To give the groanies of the girls and boys

So dig, Santa comes on big

He'll come a callin' when the snow's the most

When all you cats are sleepin' warm as toast

And you gonna flip when Old Saint Nick

Takes a lick on a peppernint stick

He'll come a flyin' from a higher place

And fill the stockings by the fire place

So you'll have a yule that's cool

From Broadway to West L.A

Somebody's gonna ride a crazy sleigh tonight

While the moon is bright

He's filled his bag way up with Christmas joys

To give the groanies of the girls and boys

So dig, Santa comes on big

He'll come a callin' when the snow's the most

When all you cats are sleepin' warm as toast

And you gonna flip when you see Old Saint Nick

Lay a lick on a peppernint stick

He'll drop down from the swinging place

And fill the stocking by the fire place

So you'll have a yule that's cool

Say, you know what, Eddie?

What's that, old buddy?

You know, I wonder if Santa's coped that sky peace for me this year?

You know that, that one I pulled is coat about

Well, you know, Santa's no goof, no

He's a guy, a real swinger

Oh, I think that all the way, man

Why man is the X-mas

I've been out goofing with that cats till way past night noon

I stumble, hope to find hoof prints of the roofs

And a stocking full of stuff

That's right, if you've been cool

Santa won't do you wrong

Well, he even let me a note one time

A note? What did it say, partner?

That's right

Well, you know it was touch up in magic X-mas ink

So I had to taste some rum cake before it became clear to me

But there it was in all it's yule tide glory

Glowing by the fire light, it was beautiful

It said, "Have a yule that's cool!"

Cool yule, huh?

The finest guy!

That's right!