The Merriest

I'd like to fix this bag of tricks

And hand 'em out with a fleeting greeting

Smiles for the frowners

Salutes to the uppers

Boosts for the downers

May the day be the bowl of cherriest

And to all, the Merriest

Hope you swing during the season

Hope the days go great

Hope you find plenty of reasons

The whole year long to celebrate

Sun for the mopers

A laugh for the criers

Luck to the hopers

To the strange and the ordinariest

Me to you, the Merriest

Thoughts for the musers

A cheer for the winners

Breaks for the losers

To the beats and the debonariest

Greetings like the Merriest

Hope there's oil under your rose vine

Hope you get that raise

Hope you hope everything goes fine

The next three hundred and some odd days

Friends for the loners

A song for the singers

Grins for the groaners

Make the day nothing can compariest

Have the most, the Merriest

Have the most, have the Merriest