The American Dream

Too many lawyers in football

Baseball's gotta few

The pitcher got a million dollars

And the quarterback, he got two

Pitcher threw his arm away

And the quarterback burned his knee

And this they did so they could live

The American Dream

Now there are some preachers on TV

With a suit and a tie and a vest

They want you to send your money to the Lord

But they give you their address

Cause all of your donations are completely tax free

God bless you all but most of all

Send your money

Do you really want it

Do you really need it

Ya gotta keep on grinding, just to try and keep it

Ya got no time for yourself

Ya got Marlboro, Jim Beam

You're goin crazy dreamin'

The American Dream

Reagan is cuttin' the budget

Makin the Democrats scream

Says we gotta control inflation

Quit spending our money on everything

But this years tax increase

Why, it's the biggest in history

'Round and around we go

Where we stop who knows

The American Dream

Do we really want it

Do you really need it

Ya gotta keep on grinding just to try and keep it

We got no time for ourselves

And Marlboro, Jim Beam

You're goin crazy dreamin'

The American Dream

We're going crazy dreamin'

The American Dream

Hail to the Chief

Heh heh, hell yeah