Sidewalk Surfin'

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me

Don't be afraid to try the newest sport around

Bust your buns, bust your buns now

It's catchin' on in every city and town

You can do the tricks the surfers do

Just try a Quasimodo or The Coffin, too, why don't you

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me?

You'll probably wipe out when you first try to shoot the curve

Bust your buns, bust your buns now

Takin' gas in a bush takes a lotta nerve

Those hopscotch pole-dads and pedestrians, too, will bug you

Shout cowabunga, now, and skate right on through, why don't you

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me?

You can do the tricks the surfers do

Just try a Quasimodo or The Coffin, too, why don't you

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me?

So get your girl and take her tandem down the street

Bust your buns, bust your buns now

Then she'll know you're an asphalt athlete

A downhill grade, man, will give you a kick

But if the sidewalk's cracked, you better pull out quick, why don't you

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me?

Skateboard with me, why don't you skateboard with me?

Come on and grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me

Skateboard with me, why don't you skateboard with me?

I only want to grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me

Skateboard with me, why don't you skateboard with me?