Over and Done With

This is a story of our first teacher

Shetland made her jumpers and the devil made her features

Threw up her hands when my mom said our names

Embroidered all her stories with slanderous claims

But it's over and done with, it's over and done with

It's over and done with, it's over and done with

It's over and done with, it's over, it's over

It's over and done with, baby, hear, let me hear ya

This is a story of losin' my virginity

I held my breath and the fey held the trinity

People, I'm makin' no claims to no mystery

Sometimes I feel like my sex life's all history

It's over and done with, it's over and done with

It's over and done with, it's over and done with

It's over and done with, it's over, it's over

It's over and done with, yeah, yeah

I'm not sayin' these events didn't touch our lives in any way

But, ah, they didn't make the impression that some people say

This is a story of watchin' a man dyin'

The subject's unpopular but I don't feel like lyin'

When I think of it now I acted like a sinner

I just washed my hands and I went for my dinner

That's it? You washed your hands and you walked off, yeah

It's over and done with, it's over and done with

It's over and done with, it's over and done with

It's over and done with, it's over, it's over

It's over and done with, yeah, yeah

It's over, it's over, it's over and done with

It's over, it's over, it's over and done with

It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, yeah

Ah, oh, oh, whoa