I'm the Urban Spaceman

I'm the urban spaceman, baby

I've got speed

I've got everything I need

I'm the urban spaceman, baby

I can fly

I'm a supersonic guy

I don't need pleasure

I don't feel pain

If you were to knock me down

I'd just get up again

I'm the urban spaceman, babe, and

I'm makin' out

I'm all about

I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face

My natural exuberance spills out all over the place

I'm the urban spaceman

I'm intelligent and clean

Know what I mean?

I'm the urban spaceman

As a lover, second to none

It's a lot of fun

I never let my friends down

I've never made a boob

I'm a glossy magazine

An advert in the tube

I'm the urban spaceman, babe, but

Here comes the twist

I don't exist