Poor, Stupid & Ugly

Some people are smart

but not good looking

Some are dumb

but their looks are flashing

Some aren't pretty and not even bright

but they've got money

and that makes it all right

As a baby I was a beauty

Unfortunately I grew up ugly

The few years I spent in school

I turned out to be the biggest fool

I'm poor, stupid and ugly

Poor, stupid and ugly

Can anybody help me?

Poor, stupid and ugly

You don't need money to be happy

at least, that's what they say

Soon the boy of your dreams will come

without cash you will soon find him gone

(You will soon find him gone)

I'm poor, stupid and ugly

Poor, stupid and ugly

Can anybody help me?

I'm poor, stupid and ugly

Oh nobody loves me

Poor, stupid and ugly

Money, brains and beauty

that's all you need today

Without it you ain't no good

I think it's understood

If you don't agree at all

you must have gotten it all

Money, brains and beauty

That's all you need

Money, brains and beauty

Money, brains and beauty