P**** Appreciation Day

Today is your day

I surely hope you're ready

Baby, baby, baby, babe, well, well

You didn't have to give it to me, baby, but you did, so

Let me show you my appreciation

Today's a celebration

Something like a holiday

So here's the black card, keys to the car, splurge

Go on and scoop your girls

And run up in the mall, ball, max it out

Meet me later, let me smash it out

For the feel of it, the scent of it, the taste (Ooh, ooh)

I lit a candle, now the time for our cake (Oh, whoa)

Today's a special day, baby

And you're the guest of honor

I'll get you whatever you want, girl

So warm, it's so soft, it's so tight, it's the greatest

So I laid in it, played in it, stayed there till daybreak

And then I tasted it, amazing like Krispy Kreme glazed it

So baby, you can have it your way

It's P**** Appreciation Day

I didn't have to lick it, baby, how was I to know that?

I don't pack it like a kitty cat (Oh, yeah)

Over your milk, I'm feelin' for that, baby, bring it back

'Cause most, most don't appreciate

What you been blessed with

They probably ain't had enough of this

Babe, would you like a shopping spree?

Baby, you know me

For the feel of it, the scent of it, the taste (Ooh, ooh)

I lit a candle, oh, time, time for the cake (Oh, whoa)

Today's a special day, baby

And you're the guest of honor

I'll get you whatever you want, girl

It's so warm, it's so soft, it's so tight, it's the greatest

So I laid in it, played in it, stayed there till daybreak

And then I tasted it, amazing like Krispy Kreme glazed it

So baby, you can have it your way

It's P**** Appreciation Day

Lemme trick off on you (Treat you, girl)

'Cause I just wanna tell you things

For the love you give to me

So under the tree, you'll see the key (The Beemer M-3 is yours)

It ain't your birthday neither (No, oh, oh)

Valentine's, Mother's Day, or Easter

Today's a holiday to show you I appreciate you

It's so warm, it's so soft, it's so tight, it's the greatest

So I laid in it, played in it, stayed there till daybreak

And then I tasted it, amazing like Krispy Kreme glazed it

So baby, you can have it your way

It's P**** Appreciation Day

I wanna thank you, baby, for what, for what you've given me

So tonight I'm cherishin' this love

I dedicate the stars above

There's nothing left to say, but

I'm so grateful, so thankful to you

So warm, it's so soft, it's so tight, it's the greatest

So I laid in it, played in it, stayed there till daybreak

And then I tasted it, amazing like Krispy Kreme