Too Much Monkey Business

Salesman talking to me, tried to run me up a creek

Said, "You can buy it, go on, try it, you can pay me next week"

Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business

Too much monkey business for me to be involved in, oh

Blonde haired, good lookin,' tryin' to get me hooked

Want me to marry, settle down and get a home and write a book

Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business

Too much monkey business for me to be involved in, oh

Pay phone, somethin' wrong, dime gone

Well, me ought to sue the operator for tellin' me a tale

Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business

Too much monkey business for me to be involved in, oh

Been to Vietnam, been a-fightin' in a war

Army bar, army chow, army clothes, army car

Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business

Too much monkey business for me to be involved in, oh

Workin' in the fillin' station, too many tasks

Wipe the window, check the tires, check the oil, dollar gas

Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business

Too much monkey business for me to be involved in, oh

Blonde haired, good lookin,' tryin' to get me hooked

Want me to marry, get a home, settle down and write a book

Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business

Too much monkey business for me to be involved in, oh

Too much monkey business, oh

Too much monkey business, oh

Too much monkey business, oh