Some Beach

Driving down the interstate, running thirty minutes late

Singing "Margaritaville" and minding my own

Some foreign car driving dude with a road rage attitude

Pulled up beside me talking on his cell phone

He started yelling at me like I did something wrong

He flipped me the bird and then he was gone

Some beach

Somewhere

There's a big umbrella casting shade over an empty chair

Palm trees are growing and warm breezes blowing

I picture myself right there

On some beach

Somewhere

I circled the parking lot trying to find a spot

Just big enough I could park my old truck

A man with a big cigar was getting into his car

I stopped and I waited for him to back up

But from out of nowhere a Mercedes Benz

Came cruising up and whipped right in

Some beach

Somewhere

There's nowhere to go and you got all day to get there

There's cold margaritas and hot señoritas smiling with long dark hair

On some beach

Somewhere

Well I sat in that waiting room, it seemed like all afternoon

The nurse finally said, "Doc's ready for you"

You're not gonna feel a thing, we'll give you some Novocaine

That tooth will be fine in a minute or two

Then he stuck that needle down deep in my gum

And he started drilling before I was numb

Some beach

Somewhere

There's a beautiful sunset burning up the atmosphere

There's music and dancing and lovers romancing

In the salty evening air

On some beach

Somewhere

On some beach

Somewhere