The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton (Remastered)

The best ever death metal band out of Denton

Were a couple of guys who'd been friends since grade school

One was named Cyrus, and the other was Jeff

And they practiced twice a week in Jeff's bedroom

The best ever death metal band out of Denton

Never settled on a name

But the top three contenders, after weeks of debate

Were "Satan's Fingers," and "The Killers," and "The Hospital Bombers"

Jeff and Cyrus believed in their hearts they were headed

For stage lights and Lear jets, and fortune and fame

So in script that made prominent use of a pentagram

They stenciled their drumheads and guitars with their names

This was how Cyrus got sent to the school

Where they told him he'd never be famous

And this was why Jeff in the letters he'd write to his friend

Helped develop a plan to get even

When you punish a person for dreaming his dream

Don't expect him to thank or forgive you

The best ever death metal band out of Denton

Will in time both outpace and outlive you

Hail Satan!

Hail Satan tonight!

Hail Satan!

Hail-hail!