Paradise Cafe

Oh, yeah, hey

I say, everything is rosy

And the money's so well spent

'Cause this kind of education

Is worth every cent

When your mama pays the tuition

And daddy pays the rent

You could learn a lot in college

Although you never went

Well, now you ain't that funny

And you ain't that smart

But you become a model student

When you step up to the bar

Yeah, they're drinking their life away

At the paradise cafe

Talking with nothing to say

At the paradise cafe

Well, now daddy's money

Spends real good

He spent a lot today

At the paradise cafe

At the paradise cafe

Well the neon pink flamingo

Shines down on one and all

Lights up the drunken schoolgirl

As she bounces off the wall

Through the slurred shouts

Of the college boys

Who'll soon be at the wheel

It's an awful lot to deal with

Just to get a decent meal

Well, now you ain't that funny

And you ain't that smart

But you become a model student

When you step up to the bar

Yeah, they're drinking their life away

At the paradise cafe

Talking with nothing to say

At the paradise cafe

Well, now daddy's money

Spends real good

He spent a lot today

At the paradise cafe

At the paradise cafe

Well, now daddy's money

Spends real good

He spent a lot today

At the paradise cafe

At the paradise cafe

At the paradise cafe

At the paradise cafe

At the paradise cafe

At the paradise cafe

At the paradise cafe

At paradise cafe