Wacky Tobacky

Wacky tobacky

It made me feel so good

Wacky tobacky

Just like you said it would

Everybody doing it

Smoking and chewing it

They shipping and a'buzzing it

And Congress is discussing it

Oh, listen to me

I wouldn't tell you no lie

Some folks are buying it

And then they're denying it

A scientist is testing

But you might get arrested

Cheese and crackers

I wouldn't tell you no lie

Hey, wacky tobacky

From way down south

Wacky tobacky

Inhale it with my mouth

Wacky tobacky

It made me feel so weird

Wacky tobacky

I went and shaved my beard

Old people trying it

While the young ones are getting high on it

It's weighted and it's graded

But then it's confiscated

It's crackers to slip a rozzer

Oh, the dropsy in snide

Boys, wacky tobacky

I know just what to do

Wacky tobacky

I hide some in my shoe

Wacky tobacky

I said, wacky tobacky