My Party Dress (feat. Jenni Barber)

Did you see my party dress?

This morning, I was feeling dressy

Mother thinks I'll get it messy

But you cannot see where I have spilled

I spilled here and here

And here, and here

Oh no, that was on my other dress

John Michael stole my birthday cake

And Jenna Walker tried to take

My Crunch 'n Munch, it wasn't fair

I grabbed the punch

I climbed the chair

But then I fell

And punch went everywhere

On the floor, on my chair

On his shoes, in her hair

But it wasn't on my party dress

John Michael once made fun of soccer

So I stuffed him in a locker

I play soccer and I play the flute, ooh

I do art, and discovery camp

And tumbling, and tee ball

And I play piano every night

My dad says I'm a prodigy

But I think I would rather be

The FBI or CIA

A secret spy who saves the day

And when I finish saving it I'll play

Oh, dear joy

Injun Joe

Jacques

Allegro

The Pachelbel Canon

And also this song I wrote

Ooh, ooh, ooh

La la la la la

La la la la

It has words

"I'm a spy, and it's really fun

And I wear a cap, and"

Do you like party dress?

When I do pirouettes, it rustles

I buy all my clothes in Brussels

Dad says that's where

Brussels Sprouts are from

I've toured Brussels

And Paris, and Vienna

And this one time

We pretended to go to Rome

But we went to Iceland

And in Iceland

My dad presided

Over an international Corporate Trade hearing

Oh, oops, that was a secret

And we saw the Reykjavik Ballet

My dance class is on Saturday

Miss Laura and Miss Lisa say

I'm much more bright than I appear

I chassé right, it's very clear

That I'll be in the Nutcracker next year

As a mouse, then a soldier

Then a candy cane

Or a marzipan

Then a Russian, or an angel

Then a Polichinelle

Let me dance to this song

'Cause I wrote it so well

It goes, "Ah, ah, ah

I will dance until I play all the parts

In the great ballet"

Sing with me!

Ah, ah, ah

That wasn't very good

Can we try it one more time?

Ah, ah, ah

I will do a turn

And another turn

Mother says I'll quit

I will never quit

I will do a split

And I guess that's it

Oh and one day when I'm president

My bedtime will be very late

So I have time to legislate

The kinds of laws I think are cool

I'll pass a clause to banish school

And then all of the countries that I rule

Will be peaceful

And happy, and comfortable

And satin, and frilly

And pretty, and lacey

And silky, and perfect, and pink

Like my pa ah ah

Pa ah pa ah ah ahhh

My party dress, dress

Jenni Barber, the one and only

Oh, we have the best friends in the whole world

Just the best friends in the entire world (we do)

It's amazing, all of this people just donate their time

And Jenni Barber wore a very strategic dress (it's true)

She planned for that, she had a whole plan, I did too