Barrel Racer Land

She pulls a 50-footer just to haul one horse

Won a hundred dollars, all profit, of course

Daddy buys the feed, and her boyfriend owns a truck

All she's gotta do is ride her horse

It's another great day to be looking that good

In and out the arena, she's hanging on the wood

Perfume is so strong, passed out and hit the can

It's another great day in barrel racer land

She got a roper for his money, buys her lots a shit

Got a roughy on the side when she wants some good dick

And an Appaloosa pony chasing first-placed prize

Probably ain't the worst she's had between her thighs

It's another great day to be looking that good

In and out the arena, she's hanging on the wood

Perfume is so strong, passed out and hit the can

It's another great day in barrel racer land

Got a kippy's belt and five-colored hair

Fur on her boots and none down there

Took out a couple panels when she finally broke

Her horse is fuckin' crazy, got 'em tripping on coke

And it's another great day to be looking that good

In and out the arena, she's hanging on the wood

Perfume is so strong, passed out and hit the can

It's another great day in barrel racer land

Rides a pleather saddle and a couple a bits

No inhibitions and a set of fake tits

Pounding down the liquor for the rodeo's end

Lost her front teeth fighting with her best friend

It's another great day to be looking that good

In and out the arena, she's hanging on the wood

Perfume is so strong, passed out and hit the can

It's another great day in barrel racer land

Woulda, coulda, shoulda, but she knocked down the third

Ground was too deep, and her horse saw a bird

Music's too loud, and the lights were too bright

She'd had the buckle if things had went right

It's another great day to be looking that good

In and out the arena, she's hanging on the wood

Perfume is so strong, passed out and hit the can

It's another great day in barrel racer land

Well, it's not an easy life on the barrel-racing road

Every now and then, she takes a big load

Says you gotta turn and burn if you wanna be fast

She'll turn rich men into poor men, got rug burn on her ass

And it's another great day to be looking that good

In and out the arena, she's hanging on the wood

Perfume is so strong, passed out and hit the can

It's another great day in barrel racer land

Every day's a great day in barrel racer land