Thou Shalt Always Kill

Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim

Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets

Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer

Johnny Hartman, Desmond Dekker

Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix

Or Syd Barrett in vain

Thou shalt not think any male over the age of 30

That plays with a child that is not their own is a pedophile

Some people are just nice

Thou shalt not read NME

Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they've become popular

Thou shalt not question Steven Fry

Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover

Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover

Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products

Thou shalt not buy Nestlé products

Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend's best friend

Take drugs and cheat on him

Thou shalt not fall in love so easily

Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants

Use it to get into their heads

Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks

Thou shalt not attend an open mic

And leave as soon as you've done your shitty little poem or song

You self-righteous prick

Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in week out

'Cause you once saw a girl that you fancy you're never gonna fucking talk to anyway

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals

No matter how great they are or were

The Beatles were just a band

Led Zeppelin, just a band

The Beach Boys, just a band

The Sex Pistols, just a band

The Clash, just a band

Crass, just a band

Minor Threat, just a band

The Cure, just a band

The Smiths, just a band

Nirvana, just a band

The Pixies, just a band

Oasis, just a band

Radiohead, just a band

Bloc Party, just a band

The Arctic Monkeys, just a band

The Next Big Thing, just a band

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English-speaking countries

As to those that occur in English-speaking countries

Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling

Were never part of the four elements

And never will be

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music

Thou shalt not pimp my ride

Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster

Thou shalt not move to sound of the wickedness

Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit

When I say "Hey" thou shalt not say "Ho"

When I say "Hip" thou shalt not say "Hop"

When I say, "He say, she say, we say make some noise"

Kill me

(Why have we bothered re-recording this vocal?)

Thou shalt not quote me happy

Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid Picture

Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me

Thou shalt spell the word phoenix P-H-E-O-N-I-X, not P-H-O-E-N-I-X

Regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you

Thou shalt not express your shock

At the fact that Sharon got off with Brad at the club last night by saying "Izit?"

Thou shalt think for yourselves

And most importantly of all

Thou shalt always

Thou shalt always kill