Schoolin' Life

This is for them twenty-somethings

Time really moves fast, you were just sixteen

This is for them thirty-somethin'

That didn't turn out exactly how your mom and dad wanted you to be

This is for them forty-somethin'

Well, raise up your glass and laugh like a mother****

This is for them fifty-somethin'

Hell, you're halfway there, baby, take it to the head

Mom and dad tried to hide the world

Said the world's just too big for a little girl

Eyes wide open, can't you see?

I had my first heels by the age of thirteen

Mom and dad tried to hide the boys

I swear that just made 'em want me more

At fourteen, they asked me what I wanna be

I said "Baby, twenty-one, so I get me a drink"

I'm not a teacher, baby, but I can teach you somethin'

Not a preacher, but we can pray if you wanna

Ain't a doctor, but I can make you feel better

But I'm great at writin' physical love letters

I'm a freak, all day, a-a-all night, ooh

Hot, top, flight, boy, I'm out of sight

And I'm crazy, all day, a-a-all night

Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life?

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Schoolin' life

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Schoolin' life

This is for them pretty somethings

Livin' in a fast lane, see you when you crash, babe

This is for them sexy somethings

That body ain't gon' always get ya out of everything

This is for them bitter somethings

Stop livin' in regret, baby, it's not over yet

And this is for them chipper somethings

That's high on life, baby, put me on your flight

I'm not a teacher, baby, but I can teach you somethin'

Not a preacher, but we can pray if you wanna

Ain't a doctor, but I can make you feel better

But I'm great at writin' physical love letters

I'm a freak, all day, a-a-all night, ooh

Hot, top, flight, boy, I'm out of sight

And I'm crazy, all day, a-a-all night

Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life?

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Schoolin' life

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Schoolin' life

You know it costs to be the boss

One day you'll run the town

For now make your life what you decide

Baby, party tilll the fire marshals shut this sucker down

I'm not a teacher, baby, but I can teach you somethin'

Not a preacher, but we can pray if you wanna

Ain't a doctor, but I can make you feel better

But I'm great at writin' physical love letters

I'm a freak, all day, a-a-all night, ooh

Hot, top, flight, boy, I'm out of sight

And I'm crazy, all day, a-a-all night

Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life?

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life?

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life?

Uh-oh, uh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh

There's not a real way to live this, for real

Just remember, stay relentless

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Don't stop runnin' until it's finished

Yeah, yeah, yeah

It's up to you, the rest is unwritten

Yeah, yeah, yeah