John Wayne Is Big Leggy

Shotgun, gimme, gimme low-down fun, boy

(Okay) yeah (showdown)

Shotgun, gimme gimme low-down fun, boy

(Okay) yeah (showdown)

Shotgun, gimme, gimme low-down fun, boy

(Okay) yeah (showdown)

(Showdown)

(Take me away) he's as big as a ranch

(Take me away) he's as tough as they come

John-John, John-John-John-john Wayne

(Take me away) he's so long

(Take me away) you know he's never wrong

John-John, John-John-John-John Wayne

He stands so high

It's enough to make any red skin cry

He knows what's right

And he knows that God is with him 'cause he is white

Big Leggy lives

John-John-John-John, John-John, John Wayne

John Wayne in lover's lane (making whoopee with his squaw)

But his bullet belt starts gettin' in the way

It's making his life's a bore

So she says to him, (take off that thing)

(It's getting right between us)

Now listen, honey

I can't do that not even for you my sweetness

(Now Big John if that's a fact)

(Then how do you propose we do our act?)

(If that's the way it's gonna be, get the hell of my tepee)

Now speckled hen, just stop your squawking

Big Bad Rooster's doin' the talking

I know a trick we ought to try

Turn right over, you'll know why

He stands so high

It's enough to make any red skin cry

He knows what's right

And he knows that God is with him 'cause he is white

Big Leggy lives

John-John-John-John, John-John, John Wayne

You wonder why he stands so high

It's just the space between him and the sky

Wonder why he stands so high

Just the space between him and the sky

Wonder why he stands so high

Just the space between him and the sky

Wonder why he stands so high

Just the space between him and that sky

(Take me away) John Wayne is Big Leggy

(Take me away) John Wayne is Big Leggy

(Take me away) John Wayne is Big Leggy

(Take me away) John Wayne

He stands so high

It's enough to make any red skin cry

He knows what's right

And he knows that God is with him 'cause he is white

Big Leggy lives

John-John-John-John, John-John, John Wayne

Shotgun, gimme gimme low-down fun, boy

(Okay) yeah (showdown)

Shotgun, gimme gimme low-down fun, boy

(Okay) yeah (showdown)

Shotgun, gimme gimme low-down fun, boy

(Okay) yeah (showdown)

Showdown! Showdown!