Higgs Boson Blues

Can't remember anything at all

Flame trees line the streets

Can't remember anything at all

But I'm driving my car down to Geneva

I been sitting in my basement patio, ah, it was hot

Up above, girls walk past, their roses all in bloom

Have you ever heard about the Higgs Boson Blues?

I'm going down to Geneva, baby, gonna teach it to you

Who cares, who cares what the future brings

Black road long and I drove and drove, I came upon a crossroad

The night was hot and black

I see Robert Johnson with a ten dollar guitar strapped to his back

Looking for a tune

Ah, well here comes Lucifer with his canon low

And a hundred black babies running from his genocidal jaw

He got the real killer groove, Robert Johnson and the Devil, man

Don't know who's gonna rip off who

Driving my car, flame trees on fire

Sitting and singing the Higgs Boson Blues

I'm tired, I'm looking for a spot to drop

But all the clocks have stopped in Memphis now

In the Lorraine Motel it's hot

It's hot, that's why they call it the hot spot

I take a room with a view

Hear a man preaching in a language that's completely new, yeah

Making the hot cots in the flop-house bleed

While the cleaning ladies sob into their mops

And a bellhop hops and bops

And a shot rings out to a spiritual groove

Everybody bleeding to that Higgs Boson Blues

And if I die tonight

Bury me in my favorite yellow patent leather shoes

With a mummified cat and a cone-like hat

That the Caliphate forced on the Jews

Can you feel my heart beat?

Can you feel my heart beat?

Hannah Montana does the African savannah

As the simulated rainy season begins

She curses the queue at the Zulu's

And moves on to Amazonia

Cries with the dolphins

The Mai-Mai ate the pygmy, the pygmy ate the monkey

The monkey has a gift that he is sending back to you

Look, here comes the missionary with his smallpox and flu

He's saving them savages with his Higgs Boson Blues

I'm driving my car down to Geneva

I'm driving my car down to Geneva

Oh, let the damn day break

The rainy days always make me sad

Miley Cyrus floats in a swimming pool in Toluca Lake

And you're the best girl I ever had

Can't remember anything at all