Mistress for Christmas

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the day

I just can't wait till Christmas time

When I can roll you in the hay

Easy come, easy go

Have a good time with lots of dough

Slippin' up high, slippin' down low

Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show, yeah

Listen, I like, female form, in minimum dress

Money to spend with a capital S

Get a date with the woman in red

Want to be in heaven with three in a bed

He got it, I want it

They got it, I can't have it

But I want it, but it don't matter

She got it, and I can't get it

I want a mistress for Christmas

I want a mistress for Christmas

I want a mistress for Christmas

Come on

Easy come, easy go

Slippin' high, slippin' low, yeah

He got it, I want it

They got it, I can't have it

I want it, don't matter

She got it, and I can get it

(Mistress)

He got it, and I want it

(For Christmas)

They got it, and I can't have it

(Mistress)

But I want it, it don't matter

(For Christmas)

She got it, and I can't get it

A mistress

For Christmas

You know what I'm talkin' 'bout

Mistress for Christmas

You gotta send me down, you gotta send me down

Mistress for Christmas

I want the woman in red with a bow in my bed

Mistress for Christmas

I can hear you coming down my smoke stack

I want to ride on your reindeer, honey, and ring the bells