Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

Epic Rap Battles of History!

Mitt Romney vs Barack Obama!

Begin!

I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts

I'm rich, I got fat stacks and super PACs

We all know what went down in that 2008 election

You're a decent politician with a winning complexion

You're all Barack and no bite, been no change and we're all still hoping

That you'll shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay they're both open

You're from the windy city where you're looking pretty with your blowhards

But come January, you'll be left evicted and with no job

Raw rhymes stronger than my jaw line when I spit a phrase

Knocking you harder than front doors in my old mission days

You see this silver spoon? This dug Mass out of debt

Took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8%

You feel that, Barry? You're old news, everyone's having doubts

And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that you've done nothing about

Call me a vicious businessman, 'cause Romney's stealing this race

I'll go Bain Capital on your donkey ass, restructure your face

They say your father was a great man, you must be what's left

Need to stop hatin' on gays, let 'em teach you how to dress

You got the momma jeans, and a Mr. Fantastic face

So rich and white, it's like I'm running 'gainst a cheesecake!

Republicans need a puppet and you fit

Got their hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt

I'm the head of state, you're like a head of cabbage

'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package (Haha!)

You're a bad man with no chance, you can't even touch me

I got four more years (Two terms!) in the White House, just trust me

I hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second half

'Cause right now, I'm 47% through kicking your ass

Whatever, that 40% thing got you real mad

What, did it remind you how many decent parents you had?

Uh, look, I respect all religions, uh, but it might get crazy

If the White House has a first, second, and a third lady!

Ha, don't bring up wives, man, what are you doing?

You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing!

Uh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it twisted

We'll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it

Ahhuuhhhaa

You're a stuttering communist

Oh, yeah? Well, you're stupid

You're stupid

Nuh-uh

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Cawwww!

By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird

The President shall not be the shiniest of two turds!

You! I wanna like you! Don't talk about change, just do it!

I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it!

And you, moneybags, you're a pancake, you're flip-floppity

It's a country, not a company you can play like Monopoly!

I'll properly reach across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals!

Of the people (smack), by the people (smack), for the people!

Eagle!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC!

(Cawwww!)

RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!