All My Ex's Live in Texas

All my exes live in Texas

And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be

But all my exes live in Texas

And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

Rosanna's down in Texarkana, wanted me to push her broom

And sweet Eileen's off in Abilene, she forgot I hung the moon

And Allison in Galveston somehow lost her sanity

Dimples who now lives in Temple's got the law lookin' for me

All my exes live in Texas

And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be

But all my exes live in Texas

And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

I remember that old Brazos river where I learned to swim

But it brings to mind another time when I wore my welcome thin

By transcendental meditation, I go there each night

But I always come back to myself long before daylight

'Cause all my exes live in Texas

And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be

But all my exes live in Texas

And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

Some folks think I been hidin'

There's a rumor that I died

But I'm alive and well in Tennessee