Ill Manors

Let's all go on an urban safari

We might see some illegal migrants

Oi, look there's a chav

That means council housed and violent

He's got a hoodie on, give him a hug

On second thoughts, don't

You don't want to get mugged

Oh shit, too late, that was kinda dumb

Whose idea was that? Stupid ****

He's got some front, ain't we all

Be the joker, play the fool

What's politics? Ain't it all

Smoke and mirrors, April Fools

All year round, all in all

Just another brick in the wall

Get away with murder in the schools

Use four letter swear words 'cause we're cool

All drinkers, drug takers

Every single one of us burns the herb

Keep on believing what you read in the papers

Council estate kids, scum of the earth

Think you know how life on  a council estate is

From everything you ever read about it or heard

Well, it's all true so stay where you're safest

There's no need to step foot out the 'burbs

Truth is here, we're all disturbed

We cheat and lie, it's so absurd

Feed the fear, that's what we've learned

Fuel the fire, let it burn

Oi, I said, oi

What you looking at, you little rich boy?

We're poor round here

Run home and lock your door

Don't come round here no more

You could get robbed for

Real, yeah

Because my manor's ill

My manor's ill

For real, yeah

You know my manor's ill

My manor's ill

You could get lost in this concrete jungle

New builds keep springing up outta nowhere

Take the wrong turn down a one way junction

Find yourself in the hood, nobody goes there

We got an eco friendly government

They preserve our natural habitat

Built an entire Olympic village

Around where we live without pulling down any flats

Give us free money and we don't pay any tax

NHS healthcare, yes please, many thanks

People get stabbed round here, there's many shanks

Nice knowing someone's got our backs

When we get attacked

Don't bloody give me that, I'll lose my temper

Who closed down the community center?

I kill time there, used to be a member

What will I do know until September?

Schools out, rules out

Get your bloody tools out

London's burning, I predict a riot

Falling, fall out, who knows what it's all about?

What did that chief say?

Something about the kaisers

Kids on the street, no, they never miss a beat

Never miss a cheap thrill when it comes their way

Let's go looting, no, not looting

The high streets closer, cover your face

And if we see any rich kids on the way

We'll make 'em wish they stayed inside

There's a charge for congestion

Everybody's gotta pay

Do what Boris does, rob them blind

Oi, I said, oi

What you looking at, you little rich boy?

We're poor round here

Run home and lock your door

Don't come round here no more

You could get robbed for

Real, yeah

Because my manor's ill

My manor's ill

For real, yeah

You know my manor's ill

My manor's ill

Oi, oi, oi, oi

We've had it with you politicians

Oi, oi, oi, oi

You bloody rich kids never listen

Oi, oi, oi, oi

There's no such thing as broken Britain

Oi, oi, oi, oi

We're just bloody broke in Britain

What needs fixing is the system

Not shop windows down in Brixton

Riots on the television

You can't put us all in prison, OI

Oi, I said, oi

What you looking at, you little rich boy?

We're poor round here

Run home and lock your door

Don't come round here no more

You could get robbed for

Real, yeah

Because my manor's ill

My manor's ill

For real, yeah

You know my manor's ill

My manor's ill