Pimp of the Year

Mack playas, ballas, grindas

Yeah I'm the real true pimp of the year

Will ya feel me?

Ha-ha, pimp of the mother fuckin' year

Give it up, give it up, a give it to me

A big mack capitalized Double D, see

And it's on, so I'ma get sick with it

Give me drank and bomb and let me get with it

Yeah, 'cause I'ma be the biggest pimp of the year

Goin' around doin' shit like this here

'Cause a **** is strong

And way too long when it comes to my ding dong

But, bet, I get a check when I sign on the dotted line

So now I know I gotta get mine

It's really no thang to me

See, to be a real true P-I-M-P

'Cause I had me a ho or two or mo'

Way back in 80 fuckin' 4

That's when I was a teen

But my dick was still big to make a bitch bleed, see

And of coarse I'm slappin' hoes

Smackin' hoes, up and down the fuckin' avenues

And after I do that

I'm diggin' deep in her pockets for a fat gap

Feel me? I'm so goddamn bad

That I had to kick off in a ho's ass

'Cause the girl tried to do me

Ride off with her man in the Mustang pony

And I know it'd catch up with her

Next day read the paper, yeah, the **** raped her

But I'm not trippin'

Bitches like you wanna keep on slippin'

So I had to move on

To the next young bitch that had it goin' on

Ugh, and I'm not here to pump no fear

I'm just the mack playa' pimp of the year, bitch

Pimp of the year (Pimp, pimp on)

You got all the ladies

Pimp, pimp on

You got all the ladies

First thang first on the second verse

I learned a hell of a lot

I'm from the get down start

So I had my hoes hoin'

Had every tramp thinkin' I was the author Donald Goines

'Cause all the game that I spit is good shit

And the shit that I spit made me rich

'Cause I was all about money

If the girl says she down, well bees come and get the honey

'Cause I'm givin' it up quick

Take a hit, take a lick at them pink lips

Uh, and I bet it's better than great

Not knowin' that I bought this broad out of state

And I met her in Mentley

Lookin' just like the actress singer Whitney

But I knew she was a fake one

But to me young buck it didn't really make me none

I just walked up to her

I said my name's Dru Down and I'll Slick Rick the ruler

And from the get go

I'm just a pimp, ho, ya comin' with me, a to the East Side, oh

And then she said, "Okay

I'm on my way, let me pack my bags before today"

Yeah, then I said, "Get with it

And don't be a bitch and try to split"

Uh, she was right up under my wing

At the airport at 5:15

She said "Who are you and why are ya here?"

I said I'm Dru Down the pimp of the year

Pimp of the year (Pimp, pimp on)

You got all the ladies (Yeah, bitch)

Pimp, pimp on

You got all the ladies

I've got a thang for makin' hoes

Every woman that I touch bitch turns into gold

And I don't go for talk back

Have respect when ya speakin' to a pimp fuck that

Deduct from the paycheck

Matter of fact get yo ass in the back of the Cadillac

So I can ride and checkmate

Like rule number eight I keep a bitch in her place

And no I don't play around, fuck around

A when it comes to my money, ****

And when it comes to gettin' a bitch sprung

I give her Hennessy, a with the one on one

So she can get so high, real high

And that she that knows I'm that type a guy

'Cause I'ma keep some just for the hoes

And for myself I keep indo', uh

And when a ho finds out I'm real, yes I am

Mack playa pimp of the year

Pimp, pimp on

You got all the ladies

Pimp, pimp on

You got all the ladies

Pimp, pimp on

You got all the ladies