Teacher starve your child, P.C. approved

As long as the right words are used

Systemised atrocity ignored

As long as bi-lingual signs on view

Ten foot sign in Oxford Street

Be pure - be vigilant - behave

Grey not neon, grey not real

Life bleeds, death is your birthright

P.C. she speaks impotent, sterile, naive, blind, atheist, sadist

Stiff-upper lip, first principle of her silence, of her silence

P.C.P. - a P.C. police victory

P.C.P. - a P.C. Pyrrhic victory

When I was young P.C. meant Police Constable

Nowadays I can't seem to tell the difference

Liposuction for your bad mouth boy

Cut out your tongue, effigies are sold

Words discoloured, bow to the bland

Heal yourself with sinner's salt

Doctors arrested for euthanasia

Kill smokers through blind vanity

If you're fat don't get ill

Europe's gravestone carved in plastic

P.C. she says inoculate, hallucinate, beware Shakespeare

Bring fresh air, king cigarette snuffed out

By her midgets, by her midgets

P.C.P. - a P.C. police victory

P.C.P. - a P.C. Pyrrhic victory

When I was young P.C. meant Police Constable

Nowadays I can't seem to tell the difference

P.C. caresses bigots and big brother, read Leviticus

Learnt censorship, pro-life equals anti-choice, to be scared of, of feathers

P.C.P. - a P.C. police victory

P.C.P. - a P.C. Pyrrhic victory

When I was young P.C. meant Police Constable

Nowadays I can't seem to tell the difference

Lawyers before love, surrogate sex

This land bows down to

Yours, unconditional love and hate

Pass the Prozac, designer amnesiac

"Two hundred and twenty-seven Lears, and I can't remember the first line."