I Hate Children

Another child born to the house

I hate children

Raise him right so he won't be a mouse

I hate children

I hate it when they make lots of noise

I hate children

And I broke my neck tripping over their toys

I hate children

Shut your mouth you stupid little brat

What you need's a smack, smack, smack

If I had my way I'd give you all away

Hate the crying that they make

I hate children

Screaming and whining for a piece of cake

I hate children

I hate getting up late at night

I hate children

To check and see if the crying baby's alright

I hate children

Shut your mouth, you stupid little brat

What you need's a smack, smack, smack

If I had my way, I'd give you all away

Now you're had, you little monstrous kid

I hate children

It's of you that I'll be rid

I hate children

Do you see this toy? It's called a gun

I hate children

And if you wanna live, you'd better run

I hate children

Shut your mouth, you stupid little brat

What you need's a smack, smack, smack

If I had my way, I'd give you all away

I hate children

I hate children

I hate children

I hate children

Kill all children dead