Get Me to the Church on Time (Voice)

There's just a few more hours, that's all the time you've got

A few more hours before they tie the knot

There's drinks and girls all over London

And I've gotta track 'em down in just a few more hours

Set 'em up, me darling

I'm getting married in the morning

Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime

Pull out the stopper

Let's have a whopper

But get me to the church on time

I got to be there in the morning

Spruced up and looking in me prime

Girls, come and kiss me

Show how you'll miss me

But get me to the church on time

If I am dancing

Roll up the floor

If I am whistling

Me out the door

I'm getting married in the morning

Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime

Kick up a rumpus

But don't lose the compass

And get me to the church

(Get him to the church)

For God's sake, get me to the church on time

I'm getting married in the morning

Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime

Some bloke who's able

Lift up the table

And get me to the church on time

If I am flying

Then shoot me down

If I am wooing

Get her out of town

For I'm getting married in the morning

Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime

Feather and tar me

Call out the army

But get me to the church

Get me to the church

Oh, for God's sake, get me to the church on time

(He's getting married in the morning)

(Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime)

Come on, pull out the stopper

Let's have a whopper

But get me to the church on time

(He's got to be there in the morning)

(Spruced up and looking in his prime)

Girls, come and kiss me

Show how you'll miss me

But get me to the church on time

If I am dancing

Roll up the floor

If I am whistling

Me out the door

(Oh, he's getting married in the morning)

(Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime)

Drag me or jail  me

Stamp me and mail me

But get me to the church

(Get him to the church)

For God's sake, get me to the church on time

(Girls, come and kiss him)

(Show how they'll miss him)

(And get him to the church on time)

(Kick up a rumpus)

(But don't lose the compass)

(And get him to the church on time)

If I am flying

Then shoot me down

If I am wooing

Get her out of town

(He's getting married in the morning)

(Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime)

Some bloke who's able

Lift up the table

Get me to the church on time

(But get him to the church)

(Get him to the church)

Starlight is reeling, home to bed now

Morning is smearing up the sky

London is waking

Daylight is breaking

Good luck, old chum

Good health, goodbye

I'm getting married in the morning

Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime

Hail and salute me

Then haul off and boot me

And get me to the church

Get me to the church

For God's sake, get me to the church on time