Sailin' Shoes

Lady in a turban, cocaine tree

Does a dance so rhythmically

She's cryin' and a-singin' and having a time

Gee, that cocaine tree look fine

You've got to put on your sailin' shoes

Put on your sailin' shoes

Everyone will start to cheer

When you put on your sailin' shoes

Jedidiah, he's got a dime

Says he catch a more fish, every time

Well, I've got a line, and you've got a pole

Well, I'll, well, I'll meet you at the fishin' hole

You've got to put on your sailin' shoes

Put on your sailin' shoes

Everyone will hear the parade

When you put on your sailin' shoes

Doctor, doctor, well, I feel so bad

This is the worst day I ever had

He said, "Have you this misery a very long time?

'Cause if you if, I'll lay it on the line"

You've got to put on your sailin' shoes

Put on your sailing shoes

Everyone will start to cheer

When you put on your sailin' shoes