Whatever

I woke up late again

Gonna get fired for sure this time

So I'll hit the snooze

And sleep till it's four in the afternoon

The state I'm in is bound to land me in the loony bin

And I don't care at all

When the girl you like thinks you're gay

What, whatever

You got a bunch of bills you can't pay

What, whatever

When nothing's ever going your way

Whatever

When you're shit out of luck, and you're feeling stuck

Just say, so what, whatever

Hey, hey, life ain't fair

Three in the air if you just don't care

Hey, hey, life ain't fair

Three in the air if you don't care

I was talking on the phone

Ran into the back of a Cadillac

Then I hit the gas

So the six foot chick wouldn't kick my ass

But I'm not alone

My friends were all there when I got home

And we don't care at all

When the girl you like thinks you're gay

What, whatever

You got a bunch of bills you can't pay

What, whatever

When nothing's ever going your way

Whatever

When you're shit out of luck, and you're feeling stuck

Just say, so what, whatever

Hey, hey, life ain't fair

Three in the air if you just don't care

Hey, hey, life ain't fair

Three in the air if you don't care

We're going out, on the town again

You better find a hot tub, 'cause we're jumping in

'Cause you know (I know)

That today straight sucked

And if you don't give a what, I don't give a what

We're going out, on the town again

You better find a hot tub, 'cause we're jumping in

'Cause you know (I know)

That today straight sucked

And if you don't give a what, I don't give a what

When the girl you like thinks you're gay

What, whatever

You got a bunch of bills you can't pay

What, whatever

When nothing's ever going your way

Whatever

When you're shit out of luck, and you're feeling stuck

Just say, so what, whatever

Hey, hey, life ain't fair

Three in the air if you just don't care

Hey, hey, life ain't fair

Three in the air if you don't care