Short Fat Fannie

Tired of slippin' and slidin' with a long, tall Sally

Peekin' and a hidin', duckin' back in the alley

Don't wanna rip it up, don't wanna dance with Annie

I've got a brand new lover, name is Short Fat Fannie

One day, while I was visitin' at Heartbreak Hotel

That's where I met Fannie, and she sure looked swell

I told her that I loved her I'd never leave

She put her arms around me gave me fever

She's my tutti fruity, I love the child so

She watch me like a hound dog, everywhere I go

Whenever I'm around her, I'm on my Ps and Qs

'Cause she might step on my blue suede shoes

Well, at a honky tonk party just the other night

Fannie got jealous, and she started a fight

Because I was dancin' with MaryLou

I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue

Short Fat Fannie, she's my heart's desire

Short Fat Fannie sets my soul on fire

On Monday, we were married on Blueberry Hill

Now we're so happy, and I love her still

She's my big fat tutti fruity and I love the child so

She watch me like a hound dog, everywhere I go

Whenever I'm around her, I'm on my Ps and Qs

'Cause she might step on my blue suede shoes

Well, at a honky tonk party just the other night

Fannie got jealous, and she started a fight

Because I was dancin' with MaryLou

I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue

Short Fat Fannie is my heart's desire

Got the kind of lovin', sets my soul on fire

Short Fat Fannie, well, I love her so

I'll never let Short Fat Fannie go