'Cause I'm a Blonde

Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think

I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks

Don't have to worry about getting a man

If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah, yeah, yeah

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I see people working

It just makes me giggle

'Cause I don't have to work

I just have to jiggle

'Cause I'm blonde

B-L-O-N-D

'Cause I'm a blonde

Don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook

Why should I bother when I look like I look?

I know lots of people are smarter than me

But I have this philosophy: So what?

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I see girls without dates

And I feel so sorry for 'em

'Cause whenever I'm around

All the men ignore 'em

'Cause I'm blonde

Nyah, nyah, nyah

'Cause I'm a blonde

Nyah, nyah, nyah

They say to make it you need talent and ambition

Well, I got a TV show and this was my audition

Um, okay, what was it?

Okay, um, don't tell me

Oh yeah, okay

"Duck, Magnum! Duck!"

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah, yeah, yeah

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I took an IQ test

And I flunked it, of course

I can't spell VW

But I got a Porsche

'Cause I'm a blonde

B-L-I-N-D

'Cause I'm a blonde

Don't you wish you were me?

I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August

Is, like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can!

Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA

But my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children!

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah, yeah, yeah

'Cause we're a blonde

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Girls think I'm snotty

And maybe it's true

With my hair and body

You would be too

'Cause I'm a blonde

B-L, I don't know

('Cause) I'm a blonde

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yes, I'm a blonde

Yeah, yeah, yeah

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah, yeah, yeah!