Pimpin' Ain't Easy

Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Come on, pimpin' aint' easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Oh, pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

No, no, pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Oh, pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Come on now, pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Oh, pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

One, two, three, four to five, six, seven

Eight, nine, ten then ya got eleven

Twelve, thirteen, start your age

Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, the pubic stage

Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum

Let me get off the virgin before I come

Pick up my pants and thump and thump

I think I'll call up Tootie, she'll give me some

Watch out, watch out I'm drippin' live scum

I said, damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a

Especially when the hoochie's on birth control-a

Lift her up like just like a pick-up truck

Then I sat her down and we started to fuck

Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, yo

I hope this time I don't make a cookie

Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie

Juice from the gray nights, from the old school

But bullshit, I ain't no fool

Now anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

No, no, pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

No, no, no, no, pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

No, no, no, no, no

Well, I say extra, extra

Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya

I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it

The big daddy law is anti-faggot

That means no homosexuality

What's in my pants'll make you see reality

And if you wanna see a smooth black Casanova, bend over

'Cause I don't half-step when it comes to broads

The K-A-N-E will go the whole nine yards

There's no time for conversation, my dear

Oh is all I wanna hear

So let's make a move as I get smooth

'Cause the purpose I serve is to soothe

I'm tall, dark and handsome and all that junk

Even white girls be sayin', ooh, Kane's a hunk

Even Puerto Rican girls be callin' me papi

Some try to copy but they look sloppy

So imitators that wanna step to a

Brother like me, lick my manure

Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

I'm just goin' and I'm flowin' like a gigolo

And when I used to be with Scott I was a super ho

But now I'm coolin' with Kane and Greg N-I-C-E

And if you girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee

I love bonin' and all my friends they will agree

That when it comes to pimpin' hoes, it ain't easy

First name Smooth, last name B

When I'm bonin' a girl, I make 'em feel heavenly

I like to make 'em wait and then make 'em beg

And when I take off my clothes then I form a third leg

They rub it with oils and suck it with ice

Now I'm sweating, my mind is in paradise

Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

No, no, no, no, pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

No, no, no, no, no

Tip, tip toeing, Scoob Lover's out hoeing

Braggin' to the fellas how my flattop was growin'

Buyin' drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin'

Right in front of me, uh, not even knowin'

A brown-skinned cutie, big, plump booty

Name tag earrings readin' off Tootie

Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams

From my eyesight that was what it seemed

I said, uh, come a little bit closer

To Scoob that night, choice guy, she said, hi

Hi, hi, I've really been wantin' to meet you

I just got paid and I'll be very glad to treat you

How 'bout dinner, a Salisbury steak?

I said, sorry, honey dip, but I already ate

So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder

Went for Tootie 'cause the girl was much older

East to the Benz I slowly walked

Clearing out my throat so I could start my smooth talk

Sex in my mind, I was sure of it

I wanted to tax that ass like the government

Anything goes when it comes to hoes because

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Anything goes when it comes to hoes because

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't easy)

Well, it's Friday night and ain't a damn thing funny

Bitch better have my money

Yo, yo, what happened to my part, man?

What the fuck was that with the cliff love part?

Yo, what's up with the lazy ladies part?

Yo, what's up? Yo, Square, what the fuck is up? (Turn the music back on)

Yeah, man, fuck it, look, pimp, slap your motherfuck

Where the fuck is the engine there?

I'ma be out of here, man, gorilla pimp your ass, motherfucker

Pimp this, you motherfucker