Bernadette and Her Corwd

I was shivering, I'll admit it

I had nothing better to do

Except to wheeze my lazy wheeze

"Bernadette, where are you?"

"Bernadette, where are you?"

She gets much acclamation

For such a self-ordained Faustian

Bernadette doesn't like doubters

She wants to fight in the coliseum

What can you tell me of

Thérèse and Isabelle?

Was it just fate that brought them together?

Or did they will their unusual union?

In cahoots or love, or all of the above?

In cahoots or love, or all of the above?

In cahoots or love, or all of the above?

I was sputtering

But I got over it after hours of tireless review

Under the gracious and analytical hands

"Bernadette, I honor you"

"Bernadette, I honor you"

"Bernadette, I owe you some"