The Mad Hatter

Well hello there, it's me

With how it's gonna be

Settle down and listen up good

The old hatter is gone

But the Hat must go on

Worn by me, is that understood?

So shut up and tow the line

While I redefine

How this all will be mine

I have a dream

That's got a full head of steam

What is true , what is not?

Can both change in a shot?

And people, me

I couldn't care less

'Cause in two seconds flat

Livin' under my hat

Is the strategy for success

I will look the other way

When you want to play

Something more than croquet

You catch my drift

My little personal gift

I'm the mad hatter

Come and follow me, this is it

The mad hatter

All you gonna do is submit

And if you don't my friend

Well then in the end there'll be nothing left to defend

Know what I mean?

When you are facing the Queen

Uppercase, double-spaced

Everyone gets a taste and a brand new leather hat band

(Gimme that hat) But to participate

Let me reiterate

You must first put me in command

I'm the wonder, understand?

Under Wonderland

Put the reins in my hand

I'll do the rest

As soon as you've acquiesced

I'm the mad hatter

Offering a little bit more

The mad hatter

Givin' you what you're lookin' for

I am your best worst case

For the choice you face

And the fastest rat in the race

(Look out) It's me or the Queen

And her serene guillotine

There is nothing I won't do

There is nothing I too taboo

I will lie, (She lies) I will cheat (She cheats)

I will track you down

And then hit delete tout suite

So sweetie, let me repeat

I'm the mad hatter

Pledge allegiance while you still can

The mad hatter

More than just a hat with a plan

I am where you belong

The right kind of wrong

And I'll be goin' real strong

The bottom line

Is everything will be fine

As all the planets align

It's gonna be so divine

When all of this will be mine