Failure

(They you remember last week I promised to tell you today how to become a space cadet and get your official class ring and your shoulder patch? Well, we're not quite ready. Okay?)

Why have I always been a failure?

Why have I always been a failure?

Why have I always been a failure?

What can the reason be?

Talking to myself at stations

Slipping in the pouring rain

Ripped my new shirt

Pocket with a hole and

Chasing all the coins

Rolling down the drain

Everything you said was hazy

You called me sad, lost and lazy

Scratched my records and slapped my face

You left no clue

I'm blue

(I'm blue)

Why have I always been a failure?

Why have I always been a failure?

Why have I always been a failure?

What can the reason be?

Why? Why? Why? Why?

Why? Why? Why? Why?

Lying in my bed for hours

Rolling up and feeling down

Burying my head in the space that you left

And I'm trying on the bra that I found

I couldn't see the signs for ages

You ran off with my heart and wages

Your gone - quit me

Stray dog - bit me

Left hook - hit me - I'm down

Why have I always been a failure?

Why have I always been a failure?

Why have I always been a failure?

What can the reason be?

(Oooh, ah yay)

Why have I always been a failure?

Why have I always been a failure?

Why have I always been a failure?

What can the reason be?

Why have I always been a failure?

Why have I always been a failure?

Why have I always been a failure?

What can the reason be?

Why? Why? Why? Why?

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