Night of the Living Ted

Arrived by train in the south of France

Booked to play a gig at a rock'n'roll dance

The French Dolly Parton in a stretch limousine

Came to pick us up at the station of Nimes

So it's a hey hey - watch your step now

Hey hey - beware how you tread

Hey hey - don't you know

It's the night, the night of the living ted

Those fine French ladies were a wonderful sight

We brought the house down that night

It was teddy boy flick knife rock'n'roll

Straight outta Wales out on parole

So it's a hey hey - watch your step now

Hey hey - beware how you tread

Hey hey - don't you know

It's the night, the night of the living ted

From the planet of the drapes they rose from the graves

Beer throwing hell raising out for a rave

They drug down Cavan and left him for dead

On that night, the night of the living ted

So it's a hey hey - watch your step now

Hey hey - beware how you tread

Hey hey - don't you know

It's the night, the night of the living ted